I have no idea how to use Photoshop. I say fuck. A LOT. I like kids as long as they're not assholes. I have no clue how to be an adult. I've never gotten the hang of Thursdays. If you get that reference we can be friends. I am a very large, very gross, uncultured and vulgar person. The fact that anyone was willing to procreate with me still amazes me. Seriously.
